So today I received an AIM from an ex of mine who decided that he wanted to rekindle our flame now that I have moved back to Los Angeles. (yawn) Yeah, this is one of the many niggas who pretended like they had lost their awareness of who I was after I left Los Angeles city limits, and now that they got wind that I'm back in L.A they suddenly wanna "kick it"
*right, if "kicking it" means sticking 5 inches of immature dick in my vagina, I'll pass. Thanks. =)
To make a long story short I still keep in touch with this nigga despite extreme opposition from that of my girls. But I can't help it, at the end of the day its entertaining for me to watch niggas who simp from time to time.
Here Comes the Problem.....
Him: So I was wondering when I could see you.
Me : Uhhh...whenever
Him: Cause I'm really trying to spend some time with you. So when you tryna kick it?
Me: Whenever I guess...
*Pause Readers! Ignore the fact that I'm leading this nigga on thinking that I actually want to spend time with his ass. Its wrong on my behalf but I feel like its a dose of his own medicine.
Him: Can you come see me now?
Me: I live with my grandmother right now and its nine o'clock at night...
Him: And that's supposed to mean?
Me: That its too late for me to be going to see anyone. Besides that my grandmother from the old school she don't play that.
Him: Man you can't sneak out?
*gasp* Pause Again Readers!!
Now first of all my elders always told me to find a good man or boy in this case who would respect me no matter the circumstance. Although this may not seem conventional in the latter 2009, the point of the matter is that there are still boundaries. How the hell you gonna ask me to sneak out? First off If I really want to sneak out and see you shouldn't I be the one to make that suggestion or offer it to you?
Hmmmmm
Me : ...... No.
Him: Well can't you ditch school and kick it with me? I mean just pretend like you gonna go to school when you get dropped off and then catch the bus to my house.
*Oh hell no! P.A.R! There are two major things wrong with this part of the IM.
First off, I am back on that respect concept. I don't even have to give you my academic G.P.A ( *cough* 3.59 ) to justify the fact that he is way out of line for asking me to ditch school. Nigga not only are jeopardizing my life but if you were really concerned about the longevity of our relationship (which i can tell from your actions that your not) then you would realize that if I ditch school I'm not going to be able to go nowhere!
Secondly, I'm not a back burner bitch. Who you asking to get on the damn bus? You wanna come see me so bad you hop YOUR ass on the bus!
*sigh*
Me : Naw I don't think thats a good idea....
Him: Man see you don't ever make an effort to see me. I get it, if it was that other nigga you would make the the effort. I mean damn all I was doing was thinking about you when you was in Louisiana. I thought that me and you could be together when you came back out here but you playing games.
*Ladies!!! Gentlemen if you have decided to read at this point! Pause Again!
Now I'm not gonna even touch on the fact that this nigga was not even tryna return the few "Hellos" I did send by IM to him when I was away. I would like to rather discuss this whole term of "effort"
Effort. Right. Clearly it means busting my ass to see you when I know you wouldn't do the same. Right? Clearly effort means putting my life on hold to sneak out or talk to you on the phone or ditch school JUST FOR YOU. If this is your idea of effort then nigga you got the word effort confused with selfish. I mean damn have you heard of weekends? You put forth some EFFORT (true meaning now) and go get some advice on the boundaries of a teenage girl. I am one of the select girls my age whose parents are actually INVOLVED in my life so that means I can't cut loose like them other ho's you been chasing. If that's what you want, then go find that same ho who did that for you.
And fella's its not just him. He is not the only one who has exhibited this behavior. I don't know when it became acceptable for women to jump through hurdles for basic ass niggas (Well any nigga)but I'm jabbing it in the throat right now. It's just not happening. So next time a nigga ask you to do something outrageous or just plain damn stupid and clearly a dick-lead plan ( coming soon in another blog) you tell him this :
You: Effort is not the equivalent of selfishness.
Him: What you mean
You: (repeat if necessary)
Him : ....
You: Nigga Say What?
*wink*
And at this point in the IM I hit that tiny X.
*right, if "kicking it" means sticking 5 inches of immature dick in my vagina, I'll pass. Thanks. =)
To make a long story short I still keep in touch with this nigga despite extreme opposition from that of my girls. But I can't help it, at the end of the day its entertaining for me to watch niggas who simp from time to time.
Here Comes the Problem.....
Him: So I was wondering when I could see you.
Me : Uhhh...whenever
Him: Cause I'm really trying to spend some time with you. So when you tryna kick it?
Me: Whenever I guess...
*Pause Readers! Ignore the fact that I'm leading this nigga on thinking that I actually want to spend time with his ass. Its wrong on my behalf but I feel like its a dose of his own medicine.
Him: Can you come see me now?
Me: I live with my grandmother right now and its nine o'clock at night...
Him: And that's supposed to mean?
Me: That its too late for me to be going to see anyone. Besides that my grandmother from the old school she don't play that.
Him: Man you can't sneak out?
*gasp* Pause Again Readers!!
Now first of all my elders always told me to find a good man or boy in this case who would respect me no matter the circumstance. Although this may not seem conventional in the latter 2009, the point of the matter is that there are still boundaries. How the hell you gonna ask me to sneak out? First off If I really want to sneak out and see you shouldn't I be the one to make that suggestion or offer it to you?
Hmmmmm
Me : ...... No.
Him: Well can't you ditch school and kick it with me? I mean just pretend like you gonna go to school when you get dropped off and then catch the bus to my house.
*Oh hell no! P.A.R! There are two major things wrong with this part of the IM.
First off, I am back on that respect concept. I don't even have to give you my academic G.P.A ( *cough* 3.59 ) to justify the fact that he is way out of line for asking me to ditch school. Nigga not only are jeopardizing my life but if you were really concerned about the longevity of our relationship (which i can tell from your actions that your not) then you would realize that if I ditch school I'm not going to be able to go nowhere!
Secondly, I'm not a back burner bitch. Who you asking to get on the damn bus? You wanna come see me so bad you hop YOUR ass on the bus!
*sigh*
Me : Naw I don't think thats a good idea....
Him: Man see you don't ever make an effort to see me. I get it, if it was that other nigga you would make the the effort. I mean damn all I was doing was thinking about you when you was in Louisiana. I thought that me and you could be together when you came back out here but you playing games.
*Ladies!!! Gentlemen if you have decided to read at this point! Pause Again!
Now I'm not gonna even touch on the fact that this nigga was not even tryna return the few "Hellos" I did send by IM to him when I was away. I would like to rather discuss this whole term of "effort"
Effort. Right. Clearly it means busting my ass to see you when I know you wouldn't do the same. Right? Clearly effort means putting my life on hold to sneak out or talk to you on the phone or ditch school JUST FOR YOU. If this is your idea of effort then nigga you got the word effort confused with selfish. I mean damn have you heard of weekends? You put forth some EFFORT (true meaning now) and go get some advice on the boundaries of a teenage girl. I am one of the select girls my age whose parents are actually INVOLVED in my life so that means I can't cut loose like them other ho's you been chasing. If that's what you want, then go find that same ho who did that for you.
And fella's its not just him. He is not the only one who has exhibited this behavior. I don't know when it became acceptable for women to jump through hurdles for basic ass niggas (Well any nigga)but I'm jabbing it in the throat right now. It's just not happening. So next time a nigga ask you to do something outrageous or just plain damn stupid and clearly a dick-lead plan ( coming soon in another blog) you tell him this :
You: Effort is not the equivalent of selfishness.
Him: What you mean
You: (repeat if necessary)
Him : ....
You: Nigga Say What?
*wink*
And at this point in the IM I hit that tiny X.
Winter? Is that you? I can dig your intelligence.
ReplyDelete*thinking of the character in the book The Coldest Winter Ever.
lmfao . you always know what to say . dats y ii love yo u. funny a.f
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